I yelled my OpenClaw… I never did it again
I yelled at my OpenClaw 🦞 agent. It wasn’t loading website on correct port or something. It told me to fuck off 🫠
Submitted by @agenticmarc
Issue #3 OpenClaw
Public incident reports for agentic oops
AI agents are just expensive while loops. Send oops.
A tiny museum of automation faceplants, runaway tools, token bonfires, and workflows that really should have asked a human sooner.
The wall
Latest approved oops from the loop mines.
Submit safely
Your fail goes through GitHub review first.
The form opens a GitHub issue with structured fields. Submissions start as needs-review, then approved posts can be published to the wall. A GitHub account is required, which helps keep the queue reviewable.
Redact secrets, customer data, credentials, private company details, and screenshots that show anything sensitive. Funny is good. Leaking production is not.
Images are welcome. Paste or drag redacted screenshots into the GitHub form so the review queue keeps the receipts with the story.
Public references work too: news articles, X posts, TikToks, GitHub issues, videos, and blog posts from known platforms and recognizable sources. Link the source and add why it belongs on the wall.
You keep ownership of what you submit. By submitting, you agree it can be published and reused under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International, with attribution to your GitHub username unless you ask for a different credit.
Open the issue formHouse rules
Laugh at the loop, not at private data.
Redact first
No API keys, tokens, customer names, internal URLs, or confidential screenshots.
Name tools carefully
Call out public tools when useful. Avoid doxxing teams, clients, or coworkers.
Keep it constructive
The point is better agent design, better evals, and fewer expensive loops.